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officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

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cleopatronising:

what is this show it looks like a showcase of Rihanna’s hair through the ages

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highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

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sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

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andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

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floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

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icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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su-ic-id-al:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

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phobias:

"how are you single?"

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lesbian-en-skate:

Fuck periods I am a fucking lesbian I don’t need this shit

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carryonmy-assbutt:

tardis221b:

tardis221b:

tardis221b:

two boys have said i’m pretty this week independent of eachother when did this development happen what did i do how do i react help

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i’m on my way to the d wish me luck friends 

i have acquired the d

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suitor

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spongyspice:

spongyspice:

let a guy down easy and 9 times out of 10 he won’t take the hint and will keep harassing you

be blunt and tell him straight up that you’re not interested and suddenly you’re a prude bitch

awesome

bringing this back to add in that either option now comes with the chance of being murdered.

awesome

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