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nbcparksandrec:

Noted.

(Source: totalparksandrec)

snepwig:

dirkbot:

If you notice me reblogging

  • a repost
  • stolen art
  • false information
  • etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

Also, if you notice me reblogging things from

  • anti-sj blogs
  • TERFs or SWERFs
  • anti-feminist/MRAs
  • other shitty people

please give me a heads up. I’ll never get angry at you for letting me know and I’ll actually be really glad that you kept me from giving some awful person more visibility.

(via intoxicated-with-happiness)

tumblr user:

ask me anything

tumblr user:

no not that

:

girl:

I'd be happy if anyone loved me

girl:

no not you

:

society:

be yourself

society:

no not like that

j6:

when you finish pleasing your man but his dick stink so you put on a fake smile and go on about your day

(via intoxicated-with-happiness)

kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

image

(via thebeachisdabomb)

1innea:

kittenesque:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

That one with the Christmas lights is creative, though!

Husbands are incredibly useless

(via thebeachisdabomb)

lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

(via intoxicated-with-happiness)

weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

(via suicide-is-my-father)

perks-of-being-chinese:

little blood orange riding hood

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via thebeachisdabomb)

monica-geller:

this time of year is so depressing for australians on tumblr….. i don’t think u understand…. y’all r like ‘I’M GONNA WEAR ORANGE ALL MONTH LONG AND SHOVE PUMPKINS UP MY ASS AND SLEEP IN A BED OF LEAVES!!’ and australians are down here like ‘a bunch of birds are probably going to try to kill me if i attempt to go outside and i’m five seconds away from getting heatstroke’

(via thebeachisdabomb)

clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

(via thebeachisdabomb)

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

(via intoxicated-with-happiness)

legalwifi:

literally me

(via thebeachisdabomb)